I Want Candy

For the record, these are the candies Jenny and I were talking about on the show last week:


The Hannah Montana character is supposed to be in high school, right? So let's have a pop quiz.

Are these candies
a) Contributing to a culture that takes female musicians seriously
b) Helping to promote a healthy body image for young girls (the gummies are individually wrapped for "portion control"!)
c) Tasty and delicious
d) Not at ALL phallic. No really. Especially not the pink gummy microphones.
e) None of the above